Would You Like Some Pie?

Advance to Would You Like Some Pie at Wordpress!

2010-02-27T04:53:00.003-05:00

Thank you for still reading my blog! I have decided to switch to Wordpress, and will be updating there. The entries here will stay and partially copied to Wordpress. Please continue reading there >>

Clever marketing partnership: Michelle Phan aka RiceBunny X Lancome

2010-02-25T19:49:00.001-05:00

I just discovered that Michelle Phan, whose blog I followed as she rose to fame through Xanga then her make up tutorial videos, has become the first video make up artist for Lancôme. It almost seems like Lancôme created a position for Michelle. According to her profile on Lancôme, they approached her. Michelle Phan announcement from Lancome mailing list I found out from the Lancome mailing list.

Spanx for Men!

2009-12-01T19:05:00.002-05:00

Want to hide that beer belly? Want to hide those flabby arms? Do you want to appear to have a six pack before you (ever) achieve one? Men be jealous of women's body shaping underwear no more. You too can appear fitter than you are. Here is your solution!!Source: Reuters

Good medicine is bitter to the mouth

2009-11-20T15:43:00.002-05:00

There is a Chinese proverb “foo houw lurng yerk”, which I translate to as good medicine is bitter to the mouth. Whatever is good to you is difficult to swallow. For the past 2 weeks I’ve been popping vitamins and supplements non stop because many of my coworkers were falling ill one by one. Finally, I fell victim to the flu and I have been sick for the past week and had to take 2 days off work. I

Alternate ending to My Sassy Girl

2009-11-10T20:23:00.002-05:00

How My Sassy Girl would have ended in 10 minutes:And if you only know about the Hollywood remake, don't even talk to me.

YES!!!

2009-09-20T01:17:00.007-04:00

I don’t know if it is because of my love for Zooey Deschanel’s quirkiness (I was aware of and loved the Deschanel sisters before 500 Days of Summer showed), but I felt really really good after watching Yes Man.I have always been a fan of Jim Carey, but his movies haven’t been the biggest commercial or critical successes after the 90’s. I was not tempted to watch Yes Man in the theatre, and only

Marshmallow test

2009-09-18T02:15:00.004-04:00

This video is based on the simple Psychology theory that younger children cannot grasp the idea of having more rewards after waiting (Yes, there is a scientific experiment for everything). So if you're impatient... maybe you've got the EQ of a kid :) The kid you see in the preview shot (blond boy with green tshirt) is definitely the star! Enjoy!

Not a funny article

2009-09-17T15:28:00.011-04:00

The Grammys and Oscar award shows will have a lot of people to include in their memorial montages. Many of the world’s icons from the musical, theatrical, political and athletic industries have passed away in 2009. Just searching for celebrities deaths in 2009 found me this list, last updated Sep 3. Add to that Mary Travers from the group Peter, Paul and Mary, and Kanye’s musical career for the

Kanye meme Gayfish = my desktop

2009-09-16T02:44:00.003-04:00

Screencap evidence:One of the most awesome memes X one of the best childhood books X South Park referenceimage from http://immaletyoufinish.com/I think my week would be awesome.

Dream log: I was a nudist in a band with Natalie Portman

2009-09-13T21:59:00.002-04:00

I dreamt that I was a in a five person band, where another member and I were nudists with acoustic guitars covering ourselves, one was Natalie Portman with her head shaved, and one was a drag with eyeliner/false lashes and a hair straightener addiction. The other member was a regular man with a mustache and beard resembling Chris Martin. I remember we walked to a train station, then climbed

Robot necklace containing gold

2009-09-02T02:02:00.003-04:00

Robot pendent from Elysieme via KingofKingsIt reminded me of how a certain male elder relative or mine wore a variation of this. I am not proud to admit it.

Aircwaft

2009-08-17T17:46:00.002-04:00

Increased attention by 300%. Great job.

Meh, my life's normal

2009-08-13T23:26:00.000-04:00

Today, as my subway pulled into the station with a screeching halt, 5 people were thrown off balance and fell down. I, however, hooked the handle of my umbrella around the metal bar hanging from the ceiling and glided in gracefully. The entire subway car burst into applause. MLIA.Much more interesting than FML.

What a Shame

2009-08-05T03:28:00.003-04:00

People on the internet have short attention span. Congratulations on making onto the second sentence even though this post has no pictures nor mentions of celebrities, boobs, or robots! Okay, now it does, but that doesn't really count.What I'm trying to say is, there are so many other things I am willing to write, but it would drive readers away to never come back. Back in the days of Xanga, I

Harry Potter kidnapped

2009-07-23T15:15:00.003-04:00

I dreamt that young Harry Potter was kidnapped while walking next to young Ron Weasley, and I witnessed this right before my eyes, or maybe saw it as a vision or on tv. Then, I was researching this on a computer, and was finding some clues about it, then these 2 people with dark uniforms asked me casually what I found. I knew these 2 were bad guys, so I lied that I only found the usual

Web 2.0 - Whoring with Integrity

2009-07-22T05:05:00.002-04:00

Yesterday, I had a very charged up conversation with a friend about employment. No, this is not just another rant on how competitive the job market is in Depression 2.0, but about employability and Web 2.0.MySpace, Twitter, blogging - they are the newest methods brought to you by Web 2.0 to display your talent and skills to potential employers. Many musicians promote them selves and the lucky

Unicorns of the Sea

2009-07-22T02:36:00.005-04:00

My new favourite animal: narwhals.*posts first 2 pages of Google Image search results*What an impressive sight.Males have a spiral tusk that is actually the left incisor growing out of their top lip. What a gruesome idea! Supposedly 1/500 male would have dual tusks too. Tusks are believed to be for mating/ sexual attraction, or for communication. Sometimes their tusks hit each other like fencing

Baked Porkchop Rice, Hong Kong style

2009-07-18T18:05:00.004-04:00

Another Saturday afternoon, another day of being lazy and not wanting to make a complicated lunch. I had some leftover rice in the fridge and a piece of defrosted porkchop that I needed to eat up soon. I microwaved the rice (brown + white, how healthy!) while I pan fried soy-sauce marinated porkchop.Since I'm such a picky eater, I made a conscious choice to chop up some vegetables (a handful each

Why So Similar?: Labor Pains VS Dummy Mummy

2009-07-16T23:30:00.000-04:00

Hollywood is stealing movie plots from Hong Kong!Exhibit number1: "Labor Pains" (2009) starring Lindsay Lohan.Exhibit number 2: "Dummy Mummy without a Baby" (2001) starring Miriam Yeung, Niki Chow, Edison Chen. See IMDB for English info. Trailer in Cantonese.Even if you don't understand Cantonese, the English faux-disclaimer (00:05, in the style of anti-smoking warnings played before movies) says

Desperation : Imagination

2009-07-14T03:03:00.003-04:00

There are times when I disagree, i.e. youths at times of poverty/ boredom/ assignment deadlines.

Mind Your Own Business

2009-07-10T03:13:00.003-04:00

So many friends have been launching their own online businesses!First, is Cakexperience.They've got an excellent gift/activity for celebrations. Their name says it all - if you can't figure it out, let their website explain :)Second, Elysieme (The name is so purty).Elysieme sells jeweleries from collections by various designers. All of them are uniquely designed quality products made of sterling

Go, Go, Lor Bak Go! (Turnip cake)

2009-07-10T01:42:00.008-04:00

Lor Bak Go, translated as turnip cake, is a traditional Chinese savory food that can be eaten at any time of the day. Lor bak go reminds me of my grandmother. She would make them from scratch, wrap it up, and my sister and I would take a 9-inch cake tin-sized loaf home and demolish it within a week, having it for 2 meals every day. My grandmother made many foods from scratch, and I always

Blog Identity Crisis

2009-06-24T02:17:00.000-04:00

I do not want to post links any more. This is only encouraging the Long Tail Effect.There are so many blogs & tumblrs & applications in general out there that do this kinda stuff (digg, stumbleupon, etc). I want to write about deeper things and things related to my life, but I would want to do so anonymously.In my frustration, I feel completely restless and unable to focus. I'm not getting

Movie on Facebook creators - by Fight Club director David Finch?

2009-06-23T23:55:00.003-04:00

A movie on the founders of Facebook is in plans to be directed by David Fincher - the director of Fight Club, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - and written by Aaron Sorkin - who has written Charlie Wilson's War, A Few Good Men, Studio 60, and The West Wing. >>Umm... how is there supposed to be a story on that? They're still alive, they gained fame by inventing something... Aaron Sorkin - his

White House's Flickr = Obama fan site

2009-06-22T01:27:00.003-04:00

White House has their own Flickr to show how cool The President is. <3 Le sigh.

Home: Wan Chai or Lan Kwai? KOWLOON BITCH

2009-06-22T00:42:00.003-04:00

I miss Hong Kong.

Hong Kong: kid hanging for his dear life on clothes-hangers

2009-06-22T00:33:00.004-04:00

This happened in Ma On Shan. The kid recording said he heard a loud bang in the morning, and noticed a person hanging outside his building. The person was holding on by his leg caught on a metal clothes-hanger (common in Hong Kong residential buildings). He immediately ran to the next unit to tell them to not open the window, but there was no answer. So he tried the door and opened it, and told

LV anime

2009-06-18T17:26:00.004-04:00

Attn: Mr. BananaRe: LV x anime "Superflat First Love"To celebrate six years of their collaboration Louis Vuitton and Takashi Murakami have launched a short anime dedicated to the label's Multicolour Spring Palette. Superflat First Love is a sequel to the Superflat Monogram released in 2003. >>I think it's pretty ridiculous. The electro-pop reminds me of the other abomination, MAC x Hello Kitty

Japanese stationary

2009-06-18T01:00:00.007-04:00

sindy says:omggg im on the phone with my dad, he's going on foreverrrrrrcuz i emailed his office abt things i wana get and have him buy in HK and bring over when he visits.. i told his secretary to tell him i wanted japanese stationary. i expected his secretary to tell him and my dad would know what we're talking abt cuz we go stationary shopping together. his secretary helped him get it.. and

You forgot my filet-o-fish...

2009-06-15T23:51:00.004-04:00

I'm Hungry - cover of I'm Yours by Jason Mraz Blogged by Jason Mraz himself >>

Fallen Disney Princesses

2009-06-15T23:20:00.001-04:00

More photos >>

My New York trip is compromised :(

2009-06-14T00:19:00.005-04:00

So, after my Eurotrip plans fell through in the midst of swine flu panic, I've been looking forward to my New York trip. My dad is visiting for my convocation end of June, and we planned on going on a short trip to New York while he's in North America. My dad's pretty fearless when it comes to germs - he went on frequent trips between China and Hong Kong at the height of SARS, sometimes without

You need an absent note? Just ask the prezeedunt!

2009-06-14T00:18:00.001-04:00

Super adorable. <3 BO

Rockatoo

2009-06-12T13:28:00.001-04:00

I lol'ed -_-

Police shot 5lb puppy - "had no choice"

2009-06-11T14:56:00.003-04:00

Police say the small dog had bit a jogger and they were trying to contain it, when it clamped down on an officer’s hand and would not let go. ...“The officers, as badly as the officer was getting bitten, he had to do something to protect himself,” said Hartinger. “They first chose physical means, then a taser and when those two didn't work, he had no option but to shoot the dog."Police say the

Make your own shirt

2009-06-09T18:43:00.002-04:00

http://www.shirtsmyway.com/Design your own shirt - select a different fabric for each piece from individual cuff to inner collar. Pretty cool.

7 Things You didn't know about Jason Segel

2009-06-08T19:59:00.001-04:00

Can't think of a clever title

2009-06-07T21:17:00.006-04:00

Overheard on the TTC bus:Dude 1: Look *points* we can check out that pet shop.Dude 2: It's right next to a Chinese Restaurant!!- Both laugh -Obviously that Chinese man at table three.

Husky sings Gwen Stefani

2009-06-07T10:57:00.000-04:00

#2: ("9_9)

Apple

2009-06-07T04:16:00.001-04:00

Next: Twilight version? :D

Eminem teaches Kimmel to rap

2009-06-07T03:24:00.001-04:00

"body made of pizza dough..."

Exploding drinks!

2009-06-04T18:43:00.005-04:00

Basically, freeze mentos into your ice cubes and serve them in sodas for guests. Great for backyard BBQs!Some more easy, breezey, summery drink recipes:>> Ice Cream and Sorbet without a machine>> Lemon-Mint Granita

Britney Spears's sons dancing to Toxic

2009-06-04T16:52:00.003-04:00

Super cute! Sean Preston (older one) is even trying to break dance :DKids pick up on things since they're babies! I've heard Tiger Woods watched his dad playing golf since he was a baby.The Spears boys prolly watched tons of rehearsals - I think they'll grow up to be great performers. Watch now before it gets removed!

WTF does over-qualified mean??!?!?!?!

2009-06-04T02:58:00.003-04:00

Jump, ducklings, jump!

2009-06-03T16:19:00.001-04:00

Even ducklings can melt a banker's heart. >>

Show yourself!

2009-06-02T16:45:00.000-04:00

Today, I met my boyfriend in Hong Kong after being apart for almost 6 months. We got to our room and got right down to business. I was just about to come when a voice came over the PA system in the room. "This is just a fire alarm test, sorry for any inconvenience." FMLWhenever Hong Kong is mentioned, I can't help but think that I might know that person. It seems so narrow minded to think that

TWILIGHT vs. INTERNET

2009-06-01T20:27:00.006-04:00

at xkcdPlease click to read and read the alt text too!!

Fridge Fetish

2009-06-01T18:40:00.004-04:00

A follow up to fridge fetish: This is what happens when both persons in your two-person household buy groceries from the same grocery list. The fridge is literally filled to the edges of each shelf with produce.Basically, my sister is on a strict healthy diet and needs lots of fruits and vegetables. They filled both crisper drawers and the one halves of both lower shelves. I had witnesses to how

Eminem's face + crotch plant

2009-06-01T16:59:00.002-04:00

For those who have always wanted to shove Eminem's face into something nasty:

What is this

2009-05-29T16:01:00.005-04:00

Too weird.I tried to find out more about this Pygmy Jerboa creature, but there are so many variations. They all look similar to my favourite kangaroo rat, only k.r. is cuter and p.j.s are more alien like.A poem on Pygmy Jerboas:Pygmy Jerboas are rodentsabout the size of a penny,which look surprisingly eviland frankly quite scary."I'm gonna eat out your brain."Its cousin the Long Eared Jerboa is

The Bitch Always Wins

2009-05-29T15:51:00.003-04:00

News broke that Archie was finally gonna propose, and he chose VERONICA!!!!!!! This is so Angelina Jolie VS Jennifer Aniston. The sweet little girl next door always loses to the mega slut! Why why why?! I'm waiting for Betty to appear during the wedding ceremony and rip the veil off Veronica's pretty little head so she can go cry to her ATM daddy. Shopping heals everything.Speaking of shopping, I

SO CREEPY

2009-05-29T15:49:00.001-04:00

This is creeping the crap out of me. >>

No thanks.

2009-05-25T17:06:00.001-04:00

Do you have a fetish for fridge contents?

2009-05-25T10:00:00.002-04:00

How much can fridge content tell you about people? (Read caption below each image). And oh, have you seen my rattlesnake? >> (via)

Whack A Kitty!

2009-05-23T14:08:00.001-04:00

I think le BF wants to whack them with a hammer to prevent further multiplication of the evil feline race.

Macarons and Japanese cakes

2009-05-23T03:05:00.006-04:00

La Bamboche - A chef combines Eastern flavours with Western dessertsLemon Macaron. I love citrusy stuff - it was sooooo good. Not too sweet, and still fresh from a 30 min commute.Half eaten Lemon Macaron, with its travel companion Vanilla Macaron. I usually don't have a preference for vanilla or regular cream pastries, but this was really good too. The vanilla scent was very rich and not

Puppy?? Lion cub??? Bear cub?? Stuffed animal??? @_@

2009-05-23T01:43:00.004-04:00

>> I WANT

Significance

2009-05-21T03:49:00.008-04:00

Within the past 48 hours, I completed two research papers - one from scratch - and survived on a total of 7 hours of sleep. Strangely, these were the closest to all-nighters that I've had in my final year. Maybe that shows I'm a good student? O:-DOne of my research papers is a full on scientific experimental study. I am a double major student, and one of those majors is Psychology. Honour

Good ol' French Toast

2009-05-21T02:36:00.005-04:00

Not recommended for those with white-foods only diets. What a nice and sunny weather! I decided to make some brunch and it turned out so nicely I took a pic of it under the sun! The bread might look really brown like burnt toast... but it's actually burnt sugar on french toast! I used to make french toast the Hong Kong cafe way - coat with eggs then deep fry in oil. I learned the traditional way

Daniel Henney serenading me

2009-05-20T18:37:00.000-04:00

...because I changed my name to Diana.

Jon Hamm for Sinatra!!!!!!!

2009-05-17T15:51:00.003-04:00

Dlisted wrote:"Everybody thinks Martin [Scorcese] is going to cast Leonardo DiCaprio as Sinatra, because he can't take a doody without Leo in the room. But a source told Page Six that it doesn't seem likely, because Leo looks nothing like Sinatra. According to the source, Marty has narrowed it down to a few names including Johnny Depp and James Franco. Other hos in consideration are Jake

2009-05-17T04:59:00.002-04:00

Reminder: download soonStole from Big Rich Boss >>

omg shoes

2009-05-17T04:08:00.005-04:00

Shoes: This, this, or this?Here are some sneaky pics:Candidate #1:Candidate #2:Candidate #3Leaning towards 3 b/c : versatile, comfortable for its height, and easy to slip on w/o annoying unbuckling/rebuckling. I already have a pair of flat gold/metallic sandals that can substitute for gladiators, thus eliminating #1. #2 doesn't seem very versatile; cork + wedge seem a bit too casual. I don't own

Spring eating!

2009-05-17T04:00:00.001-04:00

Old post, forgot to publish!What's this?Assorted egg based tarts custard tarts and egg based chocolate tarts; topped with pecans, almonds, banana slices, apple wedges, and semi sweet chocolate chunks.Of course, I didn't do a thing. My sis made it for her dinner party and I got the leftovers :PHealthy brunch. Going into fish addiction!!Grilled/pan seared salmon fillet strip on blanched baby

I'm on a Boat!!

2009-05-16T02:51:00.006-04:00

"Ghetto Swimming Pool" >>Speaking of ghetto, there was another "shooting" at my school! That was after the dozens of accounts of sexual assault, robbery, rape, hate crimes, countless arrests during protests, 2 months of strike, etc.... ONE MORE WEEK SUCKAAHOkay, must finish thesis by morning.

2009-05-15T15:11:00.003-04:00

"Substitute the bread for plantains."+"For those who don't dig on swine, beef, poultry, or fish, a roasted vegetable sandwich"=Next culinary attempt for Mr. Cow.Ideas for an atypical sandwich >>

To do list.

2009-05-15T14:57:00.001-04:00

Good ol' C&H >>

Little Becky from Dublin

2009-05-15T01:10:00.004-04:00

"Are you the demolition man? Are you the top boss? I want you to help me destroy my school." >>

My Sassy Vampire, now in English

2009-05-15T00:50:00.000-04:00

Vampires + My Sassy Girl "Gianna" Ji-Hyun Jun + Hollywood remake of foreign manga + forcing Asian actresses to speak English = I am interested.

Interviewing The Master of Om Nom Nom

2009-05-14T23:30:00.001-04:00

For 4E, Joshua, and Isaac

Wait for me...

2009-05-14T03:56:00.004-04:00

Dear sweetest, cutest, most cheerful Isaac with the sneakiest smirk,Please don't grow up. I haven't seen you crawl or walk around yet. By the time I'm back in Hong Kong, you won't even know who I am. Will you still smile at everyone and let anyone hold you? :'(I can't tell time any more. I have no idea how old I am or am supposed to act. Catching glimpses of you will remind me how I am less and

Harvest!

2009-05-10T23:53:00.005-04:00

Today is a day of harvest!!Downtown - went to Urban Outfitter's to wait for my friend, then met her up there instead. I wanted to go on Friday with another friend but forgot and bought a shirt dress at F21. Anyway, bought a loose fit varsity cardigan on sale for twenty dollahs and the famous origami/ geometric dress. You know which I'm talking about?Considering to return it... a) if I see other

Awkward Family Photo

2009-05-09T13:14:00.003-04:00

AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com

"They will smell like glitter, they will smell like cotton candy"

2009-05-08T03:19:00.003-04:00

Giddyup, muthfucka. Revenge for this.

Is that you, Granny??

2009-05-08T02:15:00.003-04:00

Cannot resist. >>

Fuck Yeah Puppies

2009-05-08T01:48:00.005-04:00

I can't hear you!! Na na na na namammy halp pleezumm..go to http://fuckyeahpuppies.tumblr.com now!

Son Fail. Dad Win.

2009-05-08T01:45:00.001-04:00

This entire generation needs to go offline, goddammit.

Rube Goldberg Machine ad

2009-05-08T01:18:00.001-04:00

Japanese Simple MachineSo many cute bits!<3 Japan

Why So Similar?: Heroes

2009-05-08T01:06:00.005-04:00

The article I was too lazy to write: Battle Royale: Heroes vs. X-MenThanks for writing it for me.

Why So Similar?: Zip dress

2009-05-05T22:10:00.006-04:00

L: Leighton Meester in YSL. R: Silence & Noise Bat Wing dress @ UrbanOutfitters Coincidence? UO has too many ripoffs already.

LOLSindy

2009-05-05T03:09:00.004-04:00

iz hapeez todai. had Popeye's fried chikun and browneez fur dinnah. wuz very produktiv too. and see post beeloh! gnitez

Good Morning, Megan Fox

2009-05-05T02:45:00.004-04:00

CLICK FOR VIDEOPerfect 10. Love the black and white cover "shot" - would love to have that hanging on my wall. Please refer to this post if I become a lesbian, abandon all integrity for female empowerment, and/or encourage sexism. No, stripping or using sex ≠ female empowerment.So smart of Esquire to not allow embedding.

SPELLCHECK!! PROOFREAD!! MANY TIMES!!

2009-05-04T23:36:00.002-04:00

Today, I realized the senior thesis I turned in last week uses the word "asses" instead of "assess" 17 times. FML Must complete thesis 1 week in advance, spellcheck by eye 5x + proofread by eye 5x, before printing, then check again. *gulp*

0.5 second: Man or Woman??

2009-05-04T03:59:00.005-04:00

Translated - This model with a small face is usually known as the female manager at an internet company in Japan. The truth? He is a 30 year old man who had been living with a female partner for over 10 years, posing as an inter-gender model."The secret is to wear subtle makeup," he said, wearing a mini skirt and high heels, exposing his pale legs on a 170cm tall body. He had come out to his

Video from Quaratined man in Hong Kong's MetroPark Hotel

2009-05-04T03:55:00.001-04:00

I don't know how I would feel in that situation.

Watch out for the Saran wrap!

2009-05-03T22:56:00.002-04:00

The swine flu - I mean H1N1 - is supposed to be under control, but just in case it truly converts to zombism:>>This has got to be ethically wrong!!!!! Parents of the kid - better watch your back when he grows up and finds out.

Best Fucking Episode in a loooonngg while!!

2009-05-03T03:27:00.004-04:00

Guys - if you're heterosexual, you can scroll to the next entry now.Gossip Girl - Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (Season 2 Episode 22)Just when I thought Gossip Girl has officially picked up not only the character and cyclical plots of The OC but also the amount of excitement in being roadkill, it resuscitated itself! Yay! Turn away from that light at the end of the tunnel that is Mischa

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

2009-05-03T02:14:00.003-04:00

Click for more awesome foods! >>

The water broke!!

2009-05-03T02:02:00.003-04:00

There are many dishes I want to try, but not this. It looks like it's being given birth to.>> via The Superficial

Nature is Awesome

2009-05-01T17:22:00.003-04:00

H1N1 in Hong Kong

2009-05-01T15:22:00.002-04:00

Metropark Hotel in Wanchai is sealed off after a Mexican tourist is confirmed to have H1N1HONG KONG (Reuters) - Hong Kong confirmed Asia's first case of the new H1N1 flu virus in a Mexican traveler on Friday, prompting authorities to seal off the hotel where the 25-year old man had been staying....Hong Kong Chief Executive Donald Tsang told reporters the man arrived on a China Eastern flight on

XXX Men -- cuz they're so sexy.

2009-05-01T14:34:00.004-04:00

Daniel Henney, MTV interview. Two different secret endings in X men at the cinemaDirector Gavin Hood says the theatrical version of "X-Men Origins: Wolverine," due out Friday, features two different "Easter egg" endings. The short bits of footage play after the credits and reveal important information about key characters. Hood says the two endings play on separate prints, so different theaters

A Lady with a Camel head

2009-05-01T00:01:00.003-04:00

The Cuchini:That shit will set you back $15 for two pads. Once you have your Cuchini pads, just place it over your hungry-hungry-hippo-cooze and voila! No camel toe. You will go from looking like a biological female with organic vagina lips to looking like you've got an 8" dick tucked into your ass crack. Fatty crotch to tranny crotch in a matter of seconds! >>No comment.

Michael Jackson became a Donny Darko fan?

2009-04-30T23:56:00.001-04:00

ZOMG! Swine flu = Zombies!!!!!

2009-04-30T21:37:00.001-04:00

In the latest developments: The Netherlands confirms its first case of zombie swine flu, in a three-year-old boy recently returned from Mexico. After passing away early this morning, he rose from the dead and lunged at his mother. >>

Link: 1 woman, 8 hilarious characters

2009-04-30T21:31:00.001-04:00

2009-04-30T20:36:00.002-04:00

Link: Rap Chop and Twitter Creeper

2009-04-30T19:41:00.005-04:00

Getting these little ones off to school. I didn't recognize the bus driver this morning. Or the bus. Looked more like a van, reaOH MY GOD.johncmayerlawl.DJ Steve Porter is one hella self promoter. I'm sure he's getting so many more hits and album sales. Wait until the copyright lawsuits come heading his way!... and my favourite comments with two thumbs up from me.: dtwinky (7

WTF

2009-04-30T18:35:00.004-04:00

me: i want friesi want food from thisiswhyyourefat.comi had lots of bread but kinda wana eatPL: what do u want to eeaaatttttttme: i said frrieesscheese, bacon, potato skin potato wedgestoo bad Milestone's offer isnt today =/PL: what the faaatt:((((((me: LOOOOLLLSeriously, this is me inside:Shit, I need to claim whatthefat.com. Um... check out WTF on blogger if you wanaa....

Blogging between Correlations

2009-04-30T17:24:00.003-04:00

I hate stats. I don't mind doing math, give me a whole friggin' workbook of problems solving, but don't make me try to analyze something out of nothing. Damn Thesis. Everyone's done school and free to watch Wolverine tmr, but I'll be haunted by my friggin' presentation on Monday."Hello, my name is Sindy... my thesis is on bla blabla... and I can't find any results because I tried to wing it and