Link: Bacon seasoning!! BACON ON EVERYTHING!!!!!

Alternate versions of the Loves of my life:

Bacon -- as seasoning!! Bacon Salt and Baconnaise. "Everything should taste like bacon." Never a truer word. I want maple-flavoured Bacon Salt. Where can I get this in Canada???!?!?!

>> BaconSalt.com

Megan Fox -- looking like a vampire, also a favourite.

>> source


April's Fool has become Valentine's Day for me.