No thanks.

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Interviewing The Master of Om Nom Nom

For 4E, Joshua, and Isaac

Rube Goldberg Machine ad

Japanese Simple Machine

So many cute bits!
<3 Japan

Why So Similar?: Heroes

The article I was too lazy to write: Battle Royale: Heroes vs. X-Men

Thanks for writing it for me.

Best Fucking Episode in a loooonngg while!!

Guys - if you're heterosexual, you can scroll to the next entry now.

Gossip Girl - Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (Season 2 Episode 22)
Just when I thought Gossip Girl has officially picked up not only the character and cyclical plots of The OC but also the amount of excitement in being roadkill, it resuscitated itself! Yay! Turn away from that light at the end of the tunnel that is Mischa Barton's headbands!

There is finally depth and excitement in this episode. All the twists and turns and realistic decisions made! Did they just hire a psychologist? It's like the screenwriter and director had a reality check: Are our characters being too dramatic? Are they making 180 degree personality changes too often? Are we forcing the characters into committing too much incest?? Is every fucking body going to end up in one family!?

Ok, details without giving away the plot. I am so glad they finally decided to inject some personality into Nate, even though it makes him do a 180. The reason is believable, but I think he could pull it back a bit. I think Nate looks hotter evil :) One reality check! ✔

Oh Blair, I've got so much love for Leighton. For a moment, her voice inside the vehicle was so deep and mature, that's when I realized I see so much potential in Leighton as an actor. I understand she's supposed be the shit-stirrer of the show, so I understand her erratic schemes. She managed to finally wake up and made some wise, mature decisions this episode. Another reality check!✔

One more for having such a hot photo. ✔

Chuck. Typical. So uncool for being disloyal.
All guys need to wear a silk scarf tucked into a purple polo with popped collar under a velour tracksuit to play basketball. No?

NO! No check. Ed W, lose some weight please. It's not you, it's just the show. No checks. I should be giving out thumbs down.

What's with all the secrets?! Best friends tell each other everything right?? What happened to your integrity, Vanessa, and look what mingling with Upper East Siders has done to you! Vanessa is probably the most unnecessary character on the show except as a door prop for the eccentric and colourful fashion wardrobe. But she is one honest door prop! One check for honest door props! ✔

The OMJC t-shirts! LOL! Way to try please Christian viewers. No check though, it's just silly. BUT a check for bringing back the wolf in sheep's clothing! Don't schmance me with reformed schemers. They're rotten to the core! ✔

Dan and Jenny... a side plot today, but I loved the gesture. I'm all for lovey dovey warm moments. Check :) ✔

Ok, I've been very generous today. 7 checks! Hope I'll get at least this many checks on my thesis! Presentation on Monday -______- FIRST ONE TOO!! WTF?! FML!!

Link: Rap Chop and Twitter Creeper

Getting these little ones off to school. I didn't recognize the bus driver this morning. Or the bus. Looked more like a van, reaOH MY GOD.
johncmayer

lawl.


DJ Steve Porter is one hella self promoter. I'm sure he's getting so many more hits and album sales. Wait until the copyright lawsuits come heading his way!


... and my favourite comments with two thumbs up from me.:

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i have a boring tuna :(
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Ah, this is great, makes me want to punch a hooker in the face.

If only analyzing data was that easy :(
/pout

Update: SO WRONG

Link: GG Spinoff

Could have done with a better name! Seems like a comedy at the moment...
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Link: Real Life Video Resume!!!

Remember in How I Met Your Mother, Barney made a video resume???
His name is Aleksey Vayner: he submitted this video to banking giant UBS along with an 11-page cover letter and resume.



It is sooooooooo boring. Barney's is so much better.

Link: Inappropriate Behaviour

ROFL much?

>> With random captions
such as the airport lady
and more randomly captioned videos from Tofulator

SHIT another one...
Karaoke Fail: "Rape me in my thighs"


and check out his outfit here

Link: Silly, Pretty, Porny

LOL Doc Oc likes Jonas Brothers! or as we say it in Spanish, Wuanas Brothers. See the works by Ian Pool
>> source

Speaking of teen idols, this picture is just too pretty.

*gag* Speaking of pretty-almost-gay dudes, this shot of Chuck from is very... how do you say.. like ze porn?

GG's plot is very environmentally friendly -- it reuses and recycles the same impulsive decisions, jumping to conclusions, and same old relationships/ pairings over and over again. I guess it's just like high school when everyone's boyfriends and girlfriends are recycled, non?

Speaking of erotica, this song must have been the origin of promiscuity and underwearlessness.

I just bought a pair of short shorts!

FLOWER POWER!!

Pushing Daisies is back!



Must have caused my sudden love for flowers. It's the loveliest show on earth. Vivid colours, quick dialogues, quirky characters, woman with eye patch, and a restaurant called the Pie Hole? Gonna watch it now.

Update: I just found out it is only back on my streaming site, not the actual season. Is it really really really really canceled?????????????? :((((((((((

ABC canceled it - shows like Two and a Half Men survive. Fuck you ABC.

80's... 1880's - 30 Rock

This episode of 30 Rock ("Bubbles, S3 E15) had so many lines that made me laugh so hard.

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Jack: When you're in a bubble nobody ever tells you the truth! For years I thought I spoke excellent French: "Basa coufon jafatil" (Caption: Ffffghgg csdlkfj gekjl)

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Jenna: Okay let's brainstorm. Everyone shout out words that describe my beauty.

Pete: Fading
Cerie: Eightie's
Dude: Eighteen Eighties.

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Tracy Jr: Donaghy you need to get our father back to work
Jack: That's what I'm trying to do.
TJ: You wana see what he packed me for lunch today? Mayonnaise.. and a pack o' cigarettes.


LOLLLLLLLLLLLL. Is this the kid from "Everybody Hates Chris"? or "Role Model"?

I love this episode.. too bad it's when Jon Hamm says bye too. :(

(It's an animated gif, let it load, but don't stare at it for too long or you might faint.)

Update: I just realized Jon Hamm might be my Edward Cullen.